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Clear and Appropriate Assignments

Four Different Ways People Process Your Information

9 Tips To Improve Your Voice

On Grammer (And Yes, I Know That I Spelled Grammar Wrong)

Bully at Work - Interview with Tim Field

Kick Start Your Mentor Program to Stop the Bullying

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Kick Start Your Mentor Program to Stop the Bullying by Paula McCoach, School Counselor

Whining about bullying and how rotten the bullies were and the poor students that they bullied used to be one of my regular activities. "We have to do something to help these kids" both the bullies and their victims," I would whine. But for years, I just talked to these kids and sent them on their way. After I got sick and tired of being sick and tired of talking about this - I did do something! I started a mentor program for these students!

Behavior referrals, grades, social problems, and poor achievement were our starting criteria for being in the program.  Almost every staff member in the building had 2-3 mentees -everyone from the administration, teachers, and counselors to the educational assistants, cafeteria workers and custodians.  Over 150 students were in that mentor program which began in 1998.

Each mentor was given a mentor folder with a permission slip, a brochure about the program, a profile sheet, and tips on being a mentor, a pencil and a "Welcome Back to School" card. The profile sheet identified their mentees, homeroom teacher, grade, birthday, and area of concern. Also included in the packet was a birthday card and pencil for the mentor to give their mentees.

Giving gifts was left of to the discretion of the mentor. Some mentees came to expect gifts and the purpose of the mentor relationship was diminished. The kids came to expect them and thought that they were ‘entitled' to getting things from the mentor. I had students asking me to be in the mentor program because they wanted to get stuff.

We really learned that first year to reinforce that the mentor program was about improving behavior and grades to be more successful in school - and we had to keep telling the kids that too!

As all of you know, people who work in a school are super busy, and we found that having even just 2 mentees was too much. It was difficult to develop the relationship and effect change because the mentors were stretched too thin. So in the years to come, and we are in our 7th year of the mentor program, we have assigned everyone only 1 mentee.

Another area of concern was keeping track of the number of mentors in the program. Over the years we have reduced this number - first we cut back to only the professional staff having mentees. Staff who wanted to be mentors and had the knack for working with these problematic students were asked to be mentors. A few educational assistants were also asked also because of their expertise in this area also.

Dramatic results were reported with a group of middle school girls. One of the girls had to actually break away from the group of girls who were bullying, so she could improve her reputation as a respectful and serious student. This was a difficult process, and she had 2 mentors working with her to help her make this difficult peer group change. The parent/guardian was not supportive. By the end of the school year, she had completely changed groups of friends, made the honor roll, and received a multitude of awards for academic excellence at the quarterly awards assembly.

So, don't worry that you don't have all the pieces in place. You will learn and improve your program each year. Just start helping these kids! You will be inspired and the kids will be thrilled and getting their education!

For more information on kick starting your mentor program, send
an email to
coach@bullyzapper.com

Paula McCoach has been in public education for 23 years. She has been a school counselor for the past 10 in an alternative school and an elementary/middle school in Maryland. She has spearheaded mentor programs, Character Education initiatives, & Bully awareness. For more information, send an email to coach@bullyzapper.com

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About the author:
Paula McCoach has been in public education for 23 years. She has
been a school counselor for the past 10 in an alternative school
and an elementary/middle school in Maryland. She has spearheaded mentor programs, Character Education initiatives, & Bully awareness. For more information, send an email to
coach@bullyzapper.com

 

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Clear and Appropriate Assignments

Author: Sandy Gauvin

Article:
As a teacher of students with learning disabilities, I found that one of the most difficult things for many of my students was understanding and completing homework assignments.

Here are 10 tips to help students be successful in completing their homework for you:

1) Make sure your students and their parents understand the homework policy.

2) Assign work that the students can do. If your student has a learning disability in written language, chances are you won't get the 10-page written report you assigned. Perhaps he could tape the information or present it in a different way, such as through the use of pictures or a skit.

3) Make sure the student understands the assignment and has written it down correctly. That may mean you'll have to spend a little extra time with the student to show him examples of what you want and to answer any questions he might have. Often, this involves an element of trust, especially as the child gets older. He needs to be able to go to you and know that he will get help, not rejection.

4) Don't overload the student with homework. Remember, it takes these students longer to complete the assignment in the first place. So, it might be a good idea to cut the number of multiplication problems you assign him in half. Or, perhaps you would reduce the amount of reading you want him to do in his reading book for the night.

5) Relate new learning and homework with real life. If the child understands how she can use this information in her life, it means more to her and she will learn it much more easily.

6) Have the student begin the homework in class so you can check to see if he is doing it correctly before he goes home.

7) Remind the student of due dates periodically. They may have it written down, but many students with learning disabilities have trouble with organization and may not have it as a current assignment.

8) Allow students to work together on homework. This can help the child get reinforcement of the information from his peers, and it can also help promote social skills.

9) Establish a routine at the beginning of the year about homework assignments. Be consistent and fair about reinforcing that routine.

10) Allow the student to tell you at the beginning of class time if he was not able to complete his assignment. There are valid reasons for not completing an assignment. Perhaps the student just needs more reinforcement in that skill.

Ensuring that the student can understand and complete assignments goes a long way toward boosting his self-esteem. He feels good because 1) he was capable of completing the assignment, as did the other kids, 2) he knows he has pleased the teacher, 3) he has pleased himself, and 4) he has that much more information in his brain. Increased self-esteem will encourage him to take risks with searching for new answers and contributing to class discussion. And that will earn him more respect from his peers, as well as from himself. He will be a happy, successful student.

For more plain talk about learning disabilities, please visit us
at www.ldperspectives.com.

About the author: Sandy Gauvin is a retired educator who has seen learning disabilities from many perspectives - as the parent of a daughter with learning disabilities, as the teacher of children with learning disabilities, and as an advocate for others who have diagnosed and unrecognized learning disabilities. Sandy shares her wisdom and her resources at www.LDPerspectives.com.

 

Bully at Work - Interview with Tim Field By Sam Vaknin Author of "Malignant Self Love - Narcissism Revisited"

In 1994 Tim Field was bullied out of his job as a Customer Services Manager which resulted in a stress breakdown. Turning his experience to good use he set up the UK National Workplace Bullying Advice Line in 1996 and his web site Bully Online in 1997 since which time he has worked on over 5000 cases worldwide. He now lectures widely as well as writing and publishing books on bullying and psychiatric injury. He holds two honorary doctorates for his work on identifying and dealing with bullying. He is the Webmaster of Bully Online.

Question: What is workplace bullying?

Answer: Workplace bullying is persistent, unwelcome, intrusive behavior of one or more individuals whose actions prevent others from fulfilling their duties.

Question: How is it different to adopting disciplinarian measures, maintaining strict supervision, or oversight?

Answer: The purpose of bullying is to hide the inadequacy of the bully and has nothing to do with "management" or the achievement of tasks. Bullies project their inadequacies onto others to distract and divert attention away from the inadequacies. In most cases of workplace bullying reported to the UK National Workplace Bullying Advice Line, the bully is a serial bully who has a history of conflict with staff. The bullying that one sees is often also the tip of an iceberg of wrongdoing which may include misappropriation of budgets, harassment, discrimination, as well as breaches of rules, regulations, professional codes of conduct and health and safety practices.

Question: Should it be distinguished from harassment (including sexual harassment), or stalking?

Answer: Bullying is, I believe, the underlying behavior and thus the common denominator of harassment, discrimination, stalking and abuse. What varies is the focus for expression of the behavior. For instance, a harasser or discriminator focuses on race or gender or disability.

Bullies focus on competence and popularity which at present are not covered by employment legislation.

Bullies seethe with resentment and anger and the conduits for release of this inner anger are jealousy and envy which explains why bullies pick on employees who are good at their job and popular with people. Being emotionally immature, bullies crave attention and become resentful when others get more attention for their competence and achievements than themselves.

Question: What is the profile of the typical bully?

Answer: Over 90% of the cases reported to the UK National Workplace Bullying Advice Line involve a serial bully who can be recognized by their behavior profile which includes compulsive lying, a Jekyll and Hyde nature, an unusually high verbal facility, charm and a considerable capacity to deceive, an arrested level of emotional development, and a compulsive need to control. The serial bully rarely commits a physical assault or an arrest able offence, preferring instead to remain within the realms of psychological violence and non-arrest able offences.

Question: What are bullying's typical outcomes?

Answer: In the majority of cases, the target of bullying is eliminated through forced resignation, unfair dismissal, or early or ill- health retirement whilst the bully is promoted. After a short interval of between 2-14 days, the bully selects another target and the cycle restarts. Sometimes another target is selected before the current target is eliminated.

Question: Can you provide us with some statistics? How often does bullying occur? How many people are affected?

Answer: Surveys of bullying in the UK indicate that between 12-50% of the workforce experience bullying. Statistics from the UK National Workplace Bullying Advice Line reveal that around 20% of cases are from the education sector, 12% are from healthcare, 10% are from social services, and around 6% from the voluntary / charity / not-for-profit sector.

After that, calls come from all sectors both public and private, with finance, media, police, postal workers and other government employees featuring prominently. Enquiries from outside the UK (notably USA, Canada, Australia and Ireland) show similar patterns with the caring professions topping the list of bullied workers.

Question: Could you estimate the economic effects of workplace bullying - costs to employers (firms), employees, law enforcement agencies, the courts, the government, etc.?

Answer: Bullying is one of the major causes of stress, and the cost of stress to UK plc is thought to be between £5-12 billion (US$7-17 billion). When all the direct, indirect and consequential costs of bullying are taken into account, the cost to UK plc (taxpayers and shareholders) could be in excess of £30 billion (US$44 billion), equivalent to around £1,000 hidden tax per working adult per year.  Employers do not account for the cost of bullying and its consequences, therefore the figures never appear on balance sheets.

Employees have to work twice as hard to overcome the serial bully's inefficiency and dysfunction which can spread through an organization like a cancer.

Because of its subtle nature, bullying can be difficult to
recognize, but the consequences are easy to spot: excessive workloads, lack of support, a climate of fear, and high levels of insecurity.

The effects on health include, amongst other things, chronic fatigue, damage to the immune system, reactive depression, and suicide.

The indirect costs of bullying include higher-than average staff turnover and sickness absence. Each of these incur consequential costs of staff cover, administration, loss of production and reduced productivity which are rarely recognized and even more rarely attributed to their cause. Absenteeism alone costs UK plc over £10 billion a year and stress is now officially the number one cause of sickness absence having taken over from the common cold. However, surveys suggest that at least 20% of employers still do not regard stress as a health and safety issue, instead preferring to see it as skiving and malingering.

The Bristol Stress and Health at Work Study published by the HSE in June 2000 revealed that 1 in 5 UK workers (around 5.5m) reported feeling extremely stressed at work. The main stress factors were having too much work and not being supported by managers. In November 2001 a study by Proudfoot Consulting revealed the cost of bad management, low employee morale and poorly-trained staff to British business at 117 lost working days a year. At 65%, bad management (often a euphemism for bullying) accounted for the biggest slice of unproductive days with low morale accounting for 17%. The study also suggested that in the UK 52% of all working time is spent unproductively compared to the European average of 43%.

The results of a three-year survey of British workers by the Gallup Organization published in October 2001 revealed that many employers are not getting the best from their employees. The most common response to questions such as "how engaged are your employees?" and "how effective is your leadership and management style?" and "how well are you capitalizing on the talents, skills and knowledge of your people?" was an overwhelming "not very much". The survey also found that the longer an employee stayed, the less engaged they became. The cost to UK plc of lost work days due to lack of engagement was estimated to be between £39-48 billion a year.

Question: What can be done to reduce workplace bullying? Are firms, the government, law enforcement agencies, the courts - aware of the problem and its magnitude? Are educational campaign effective? Did anti-bullying laws prove effective?

Answer: Most bullying is hierarchical and can be traced to the top or near the top. As bullying is often the visible tip of an iceberg of wrongdoing, denial is the most common strategy employed by toxic managements. Only Sweden has a law which specifically addresses bullying. Where no law exists, bullies feel free to bully. Whilst the law is not a solution, the presence of a law is an indication that society has made a judgment that the behavior is no longer acceptable.

Awareness of bullying, and especially its seriousness, is still low throughout society. Bullying is not just "something children do in the playground", it's a lifetime behavior on the same level as domestic violence, sexual harassment, and rape.

Bullying is a form of psychological and emotional rape because of its intrusive and violational nature.

AUTHOR BIO (must be included with the article)

Sam Vaknin ( http://samvak.tripod.com ) is the author of Malignant Self Love - Narcissism Revisited and After the Rain - How the West Lost the East. He served as a columnist for Central Europe Review, PopMatters, Bellaonline, and eBookWeb, a United Press International (UPI) Senior Business Correspondent, and the editor of mental health and Central East Europe categories in The Open Directory and Suite101.

Until recently, he served as the Economic Advisor to the Government of Macedonia.

Visit Sam's Web site at http://samvak.tripod.com

 

On-line Universities and Degrees - Find the Right One for You

The first step to finding the right online university is to decide what degree you want.  Do you want an undergraduate or graduate degree?  Are you interested in a certificate program for work related study?  If you are returning to school for work, you may want to get feedback from your employer for this decision. List your long and short term career goals to help you decide which degree will help you reach your goals best.  Once you have decided on a major, you can start to research different schools. 

Find out the requirements for admission into the program.  Each university has its own set of regulations.  All schools will want to see your transcripts from high school or college.  Some will ask for test scores as well.  Make sure you can meet the minimum requirements for admission before you apply.  Gathering the necessary documentation before beginning the application process will save time later. 

Distance education programs have different on campus requirements. Some require that you come to campus a few times each semester, while others allow you to complete the entire program at home.  Programs offered completely online are more difficult to find, depending on the degree you are seeking.  Make sure you can commit to the schedule required by the university. A program that requires you to travel to campus one or more times should be within driving distance of your home.

Find out if the school you will be attending is regionally accredited.  Accreditation only matters when you need financial aid or plan to transfer the credits you receive to another university.  Some accept credits from schools that are regionally accredited, but others do not.  Check with the college you plan on attending later to make sure the credits will transfer.  If you are getting your complete degree from the same school, accreditation may not be important.

Another time accreditation may matter is if you are completing a degree that will require a state license.  Degrees in nursing, social work and education require licensing.  Check with your state to make sure they will accept your degree for licensing.  Some states won't accept degrees from schools not recognized by the US Department of Education.  Check with your school, state or Department of education to find out if the college is recognized.

If you have credits you want to transfer from another school, make sure the online university you are considering will accept your credits.  Have your official transcripts sent to the school for an admissions counselor to review.  Ask about any restrictions the school has for transferring credits.  Most colleges won't accept more than fifty percent of the degree requirements in transfer credits.  Some have a limit on the time you can transfer credits, usually ten years.

Ask if the university offers credit for job or life experience.  If you have extensive experience in the business world, some schools will give you some college credits for this. You may be required to show documentation of your experience or be given an exam. The requirements and number of credits offered varies by school, so be sure to ask.  These credits can shorten the amount of time you need to spend in school and can help get your degree faster. 

Katie Robbins is the owner of http://www.degreeclick.com/ , a
web resource where she regularly publishes informative articles about online education. Some of the topics she covers include http://www.degreeclick.com/online-education-master-degree.html and
http://www.degreeclick.com/online-health-care-degree.html

Four Different Ways People Process Your Information

There are four different ways that audience members assimilate information.  They are:  visual, auditory, auditory digital, and kinesthetic.  While all members of the audience will process information utilizing all four of these approaches at different times, each audience member will individually will individually tend to rely on one of these approaches more than the other three.

Visual: These people memorize and learn by seeing pictures and are less distracted by noise than others.  They often have difficulty remembering and are bored by long, verbal presentations because their minds will wander.  They are interested in how your presentation looks.  They like it when you use words like "see, look, envision, imagine, and picture" in your presentation as these words encourage them to make pictures in their minds.

Auditory: These people are easily distracted by any noises occurring during your presentation.  Typically these audience members learn by listening, Your vocal tone and vocal quality will be very important with these people.  Words that work well with people in this category include "hear, listen, sound, resonate, and harmonize."

Auditory Digital: These audience members spend a fair amount of time in their heads talking to themselves.  They memorize and learn by steps, procedures, and sequences.  They want to know that your presentation makes sense.  Words that are effective with these people include "sense, experience, understand, think, motivate, and decide."

Kinesthetic: These audience embers often speak very slowly.  They are much more oriented towards their feelings than people in the other three categories.  They learn by actively doing something and getting the actual feeling of it.  They are interested in a presentation that "feels right" or gives them a "gut feeling."  Words that are effective with these audience members include "feel, touch, grasp, concrete, get hold of, and solid."

Approximately 40% of the population are primarily visual, approximately 40% are primarily kinesthetic, and the remaining 20% are primarily auditory and auditory digital in how they process information.

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"9 Tips To Improve Your Voice"
We take our voices for granted. A lot of tension forms in our throats and larynx. These simple fun exercises can help you.

6 Tips to a Better Voice

1. Feel your throat muscles and jaw when you are speaking. Note the tenseness.


2. Open mouth wide. Yawn and say "Ho Hum." Close your lips. As you do, drop your jaw and waggle it from side to side.


3. Repeat the yawning and humming. Note how the throat muscles loosen & Removes strain.


4. Open mouth wide, drop your jaw, exaggerate your lip and jaw movements. Say the following words slowly:Prolong the sounds. Annunciate carefully. HANG, HARM,
LANE, MAIN, LONE, LOOM.


5. Lightly massage your throat muscles with your fingers to check for tightness.


6. Drop your jaw and relax the throat. Prolong the sounds. Open wide and use a monotone voice. Say: NAH, HAY, NEE, NO, NOO.

Try this several times a day. You should see an improvement. in your speaking voice.

1 - Tummy Bounce
Take a breath through the mouth for three seconds, and immediately let it out as you say 10 "Ha's" in succession, using one breath. Keep the back of your throat open.

2 - Ka-Ga-Ha
Open mouth wide and open back of your throat. Say "ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-" As many times as you can with one breath.  Again Say; "Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga" - As many times as you can with one breath.  Again With; "ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha" - As many times as you can with one breath.  Now With "ka-ga-ha", "ka-ga-ha", "ka-ga-ha", "ka-ga-ha" - As many times as you can with one breath.

3 -Vitalic Breath
1-Inhale a few short quick breaths through the nose 2-Open mouth, expel quickly with one blast.  2 or 3 times only, or you will get dizzy.

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On Grammer (And Yes, I Know That I Spelled Grammar Wrong)

There has been a growing trend, in academic circles and in my own life, to place grammar and its larger rules upon an impeachable pedestal. A growing number of people who seem to cling to the rules of grammar as if its only through the memorization of these rules and strict adherence to them that proper communication can be achieved. To these people I have but one word: Hogwash. The application of grammatical rules is not the holy grail of the writing world. If anything the exact opposite is true and it is nothing but silly to pretend otherwise. There have been far too many different great works in far too many different phases of these rules to believe that the standards we have now are entirely correct and always will be. Joyce never used quotation marks, Melville loved run-on sentences, and Kerouac barely even seems to be speaking English at times. Should we assume that these authors and their works are no
longer worth reading because they do not adhere to the
strict grammatical rules in use today? Or, even worse,
should we retroactively edit their words, changing their
concept of what they wrote so that every quotation mark follows a comma and semicolons are used correctly? Of course not. These works should no more be touched than arms should be affixed to the Venice De Milo. They were created when different rules applied, and this should be respected. But this does not mean that those different rules are antiquated versions of the written word when compared to what we have now and that today's standard is the correct one. Today's standard is simply the phase we are slipping through at the moment, and it is bound to change as well. The rules of grammar should be like the rules of law, stable but never standing still. To create a system of rules for writing and yoke the written word to these rules is going about things backwards. Writing comes first and then the rules, not the other way around. Those rules are in place to aid writing, not to stifle it, and they should bow out gracefully once the world has moved on without them. They work for us, as I've said, not the other way around. This notion of the rules stepping aside for the writers is not a request, I should point out; it is an out and out threat. Experimentation with literature and the unavoidable influence of the spoken word on writing insures that the language will continue to shift and change, and if these rules and the people who cling to them will not yield, then they must be broken. The stricter the set of rules is, the smaller your reachable audience becomes, either in time, or in space, or in both. Let's say that a unique thought about life occurs to you in the abstract, and that you then put voice to this thought. And let us say that you construct the most perfect sentence in impeccable Queen's English to express this thought. You have now encapsulated it for transmission to other people and you will be understood completely over three continents. The only problem is you have alienated the rest of the world. Nobody who speaks Chinese, or Greek, or Russian or Spanish will understand you. Likewise, a century from now your words will seem somewhat quaint. Two hundred years from now they'll be downright archaic. The use of language for self-expression is an act that began back during our days of living in caves. It was, and is, a much needed way of communicating thoughts and ideas to those around us by creating an agreed upon methodology for this communication. But, again, it is used to communicate with those around us, those with the same agreed upon terms, and those terms are radically different as the world, and the shared experiences of those in the world, begin to vary with space and time. It's only natural. Language changes over space, and lingo changes over time. The more you specify your rules for communicating, the smaller your audience becomes and any attempt to actually lock those rules down into an unchanging law will only result in the suffocation of communication, not the perfection of it. Or we can go back and look towards my previous comparison of the rules of grammar to the rules of law. They are not very different, after all. The law has a strict set of definitions and rules for words so that minimal subjective interpretation is allowed. People go to school for years to, in part, learn this strict language, and that is my point entirely. The stricter the rules, the more learning is required to apply them, and more expertise is then required to interpret them, and thus, the audience becomes smaller as less and less people have the acquired skill needed to communicate and that is not self-expression. Self-expression needs to breath. And, in some strange way, self-expression needs the ability to be misunderstood. We can also take this notion in the exact opposite direction. If more rules produce a smaller audience, then fewer rules must produce a larger audience. This, as it turns out, is exactly the case. As anyone who has ever found a bathroom in a foreign land by acting out the motion of pulling down their pants, as anyone who has been involved in a puppet show to figure out what is on a dinner menu, as anyone who has found a hotel room by tilting their head and pretending to sleep will tell you: there is an international language, but it's not love or Esperanto, it's mime. The more basic your method of communicating, the easier you will be understood. I am not, of course, advocating some sort of grammatical free-for-all where we throw out all of the rules at once and ignore the fact that I used "its" instead of "it's" back in the first paragraph. These rules provide a much needed service because, while it may be true that the more grunting you do the more you'll be understood, it also happens to be true that the more basic your method of communicating the less complex your thoughts can be. There is no way I could mime the New York State Penal Code. All I'm saying is, we shouldn't take it too far the other way. There is a reason the Tower of Babble fell over. That being said, I suppose I should relent just a bit here about something I said earlier. Maybe I shouldn't have threatened the rules of grammar exactly. As a writer I need and depend upon those rules to get from abstract thoughts in my head to paragraphs of 12-point font. So I take back that threat, but I leave a warning in its place: Don't stand too firm, you believers in grammar, don't hold too fast. This is all just a phase and the assaults on your rules taking place every day are just language attempting to move forward. The next time you want to complain about high-schoolers text messaging each other while spelling the word "cool" as "kewl", take a deep breath and ask yourself, "Is this pure stupidity and a sign of the crumbling of our civilization? Or is it something else?" (It's something else. On a standard cell-phone keypad, the number 6 represents the letter "o". To type "cool" with proper spelling during text-messaging on a cell phone requires you to hit the number 2 three times for the "c", then to hit the 6 three times for the first "o", then (and here's the important part) to wait, and wait, and wait until that letter reads in before hitting the 6 three times again for the second "o", then on to the 5 three times for the "l". The word "kewl" requires no such waiting; none of the sequential letters are represented by the same number and all can be hit in succession with no pauses. Trust me. Try it.) Language changes for a reason. Sometimes, as in the coining of a phrase like "hogwash," a saying becomes so popular that it automatically enters the mainstream lexicon. Sometimes, as with the mutation of a word or phrase into different meanings, like "holy grail," it's because verbal exchanges have brought the word into use with a wholly different connotation. And sometimes, as with the word kewl, it's just easier. Rules of grammar are just fine, but please don't try to make them into laws. They will not hold. You might as well go back in time and try to tell Rembrandt that he can sculpt anything he wants, just so long as he always uses Lego Building Set #6948B and his airplane always turns out the same way. Or you might as well tell Van Gogh to go ahead and paint, just so long as he paints by number. (Ironically, that's pretty much what happened to Van Gogh, an inspired painter who did not follow the strict rules of Dutch oil painting as they were at the time and thus only received scorn while he was alive. Of course, if that's what the man saw when he looked at a haystack, I'm willing to admit that there might have been some other issues at play. Plus there's the whole ear thing.) And you might as well tell me to stop interrupting my essay for parenthetical asides containing chatty writing. That's how I'm most comfortable writing, and I'm not going to change it just to make you feel comfortable. But I suppose I really do have to back off a bit and repeat: that's a warning, not a threat. Grammar freaks, you had better learn how to bend because language is most certainly going to change throughout time, and if you will not yield for its passage it is going to leave you broken in its path.

Joseph Devon is the author of "The Letter" and currently divides his time between his third novel, freelance writing and posting to his website. To contact him or read more about him, please visit josephdevon.com.

 

 


Teacher Education

The Live TV Broadcasts are a nice way to explore what's available for your students. You don't need anything except Real Player and in some cases Windows Media.  If you don't have them just scroll to the end of the list to the topic downloads.  This will take you to a page on which you can get both media players. 

This Remote also gives you access to Newspapers from all over the US, Brittan, Europe and Canada.   You can also connect to stations in different languages which is a great tool in ESL or Foreign Language classes.   Students can listen to Spanish, French, German, Portuguese, Russian, Hebrew, Chinese, Japanese, Dutch and countless other programs. 

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The subject is really rather obscure. This might be because authoring systems are generally for large companies who can afford to purchase customized software specifically written for their company. Okay, let's try "online authoring course." Good, a little closer, but now I'm coming up with software packages to purchase. And they are not inexpensive. What I was looking for was a tool on line where I could have my own account and do the
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